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Jeffy: Alright, Daddy

I'm ready.

Mario: Jeffy, what are you doing?

I got my taco suit on, Daddy.

Why do you have a taco suit on, Jeffy?

For Taco Tuesday!

What's Taco Tuesday?

DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME, DADDY!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT TACO TUESDAY IS!!!

Jeffy, I don't know what Taco Tuesday is!

YES YOU DO!!!

EVERY TUESDAY,

WE GO TO TACO BELL,

AND BUY TACOS!!!

Jeffy, we've never done that!

YES WE DID! WE DID IT LAST WEEK!!!

Jeffy I don't what you're talking about,

We've never done that!

Where'd you get that taco suit at?

YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME.

No I didn't Jeffy!

WELL SOMEONE DID,

IT WAS IN MY CLOSET!

Well, take that taco suit off, Jeffy.

YOU TAKE YOUR TACO SUIT OFF, DADDY.

I don't have a taco suit on, Jeffy!

You're right, Daddy.

Go put yours on and let's go get tacos.

Jeffy we're not going to buy ta--

JEFFY JUST GO TAKE THAT TACO SUIT OFF!

AM I GETTING TACOS OR NOT?!?!?!?!

NO!

WELL TRUCK!

REPLACE THE TR WITH AN F!

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE GROUNDED JEFFY!

F-FOR HOW!?

BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID A BAD WORD!

No I didn't. I said truck.

Like, what you drive.

No you said replace it with an F.

And that makes it a bad word.

No it's not, Daddy!

It's a math equation

that you did in your head!

You minus the TR,

add the F!

So--

RAAH!!

Okay Junior...

Would you rather ride 30 miles on a bike with no seat,

Or ride 30 miles on a bike with a seat?

Well...

Obviously I'd ride the bike with a seat, without a seat it'd be uncomfortable.

PFFFT

Screw that, Junior.

I'm doing no seat!

I could ride it for 50 miles if you want, even a hundred!

I'll be like PEH PEH PEH PEH

HEY GUYS!!!

O-Oh, hey Jeffy, what's wrong?

Sarcastically Oh, I don't know Junior.

Maybe I'm just dressed like a taco, on Taco Tuesday,

and I don't have any tacos!

Yeah... that is kind of a problem.

Yeah, why don't you have tacos?

Cause my Daddy's being a stupid truck.

and he won't buy me tacos.

Wow, his dad is being a stupid truck.

Yeah...

Well, why don't I ask Chef PP to make tacos for us

Like... for Taco Tuesday!

Oh, he'll really do that Junior?

Probably not.

Cody you don't know what your talking about.

Chef PP loves me. He'll do anything I say.

Lets go ask Chef PP, he'll do it.

Okay!

MMM-MMM-MMM!!!

Chef PP, how do you do it?

CHEF PP!!

sigh

What Junior?! Don't you see I'm cooking dinner?

Well, me and my friends want to know if you can make tacos.

Tacos? No, I'm already cooking dinner,

look, I made Froot Loop surprise!

Froot Loops surprise?! We want tacos, it's Taco Tuesday.

No, it's "Terrible Tuesday," and I'm making something terrible.

As always... *cri*

But Chef PP, we really want tacos!

Look... I don't want to hear it Junior, you see this?!

I don't even know what it is, but you're gonna eat it.

Well, you know what I think of your cooking, Chef PP?

Well, jokes on you I already spit in it, it adds flavor.

Now, get ready for your slop!

Junior:Awww

Cody: I'll take the weenies.

Uh-ah... NO TACOS?!

No tacos... *cri*

CHEF PP YOU'RE A STUPID TRUCK!!

Aw guys... I didn't know Chef PP was going to say no..

I did...

Well, I still want tacos, and if I don't get 'em, I'm gonna poop in my suit.

Aw... What're we gonna do?

Oh! Guys, why don't we just buy our own tacos?

Good idea, Cody. Jeffy, do you have money?

No... I spent it all on my taco suit.

Well Cody, do you have money?

No... I spent it all on that board game, and I made up that question.

So now we gotta find a way to make money...

Ah... We could give rim-jobs!

What?

Y'know at the car wash, washing rims on tires.

1 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,920 Well Cody, it's dark, nobody wants their car washed at night.

1 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:04,579 I do...

1 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,540 Any other ways?

1 00:03:05,539 --> 00:03:07,120 Ehmm... We could blow leaves...

1 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,039 Blow leaves? Cody, I don't want to do yard work it's night time.

1 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:11,199 But I know a guy named leaves...

1 00:03:11,219 --> 00:03:12,280 Jeffy, you got any ways to make money?

1 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,719 Uuuhh... We could sell my teeth! Go ahead and punch me in the face, Junior.

1 00:03:15,719 --> 00:03:18,340 Jeffy, you only have two teeth, we wouldn't make that much money.

1 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:19,900 Yeah, and you need your teeth to eat tacos.

1 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:20,980 Oh... okay.

1 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,020

  • sigh* Any other ways?

1 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,000 Umm. Oh, i have an idea

1 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,900 What?

1 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:27,000 We could dress up like girl scout and sell girl scout cookies to Chef Pee Pee

1 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,719 That's awesome. Chef Pee Pee love girl scout cookies

1 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:31,139 He buy a bunch of cookies so we sold them

1 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:31,639 Yeah.

1 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:32,579

  • stutter* Let's dress up like girls

1 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,080

  • Laugh*

1 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,500 Hello? wait WHAT

1 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,340 Uh, excuse me Chef Pee Pee

1 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,840 Junior you dont know his name

1 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,479 Owh uhh, excuse me sir

1 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:42,359 We're selling girl scout cookies to help *stutter*

1 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,740 A homeless goldfish

1 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,600

  • Facepalm* And we want to know if you want to buy some

1 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:47,699 And i got a wet kitty. Shut up jeffy

1 00:03:47,699 --> 00:03:49,739 Mhuh. So where are the cookies

1 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,620 U-uh. *Whispering* Cody where is the cookies

1 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:52,800 You didn't get cookies Junior!

1 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,740 We don't have any money for tacos, how do i have money for cookies

1 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:55,780 Um Junior this wig is kinda itchy.

1 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:57,680

  • Gasp* SEE I KNEW IT WAS YOU GUYS

1 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,180 umm

1 00:03:58,259 --> 00:04:00,259 I mean you look beautiful, BUT I KNEW IT WAS YOU GUYS

1 00:04:00,259 --> 00:04:01,280 Uhh, Cody he knows it's us

1 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,300 Uhh, Plan B Junior

1 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,360

  • Sexy music* owhh noo

1 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,460 My hoo hooes. Take a good look peepers

1 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,260 NOW PAY UP!

1 00:04:09,259 --> 00:04:12,019 Wai- i'm not paying anything, you're not getting any tacos

1 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,980 Owh, but Chef Pee Pee *sigh*

1 00:04:13,979 --> 00:04:15,379

  • sigh* Come on guys

1 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:17,920 Oh NO TACOS? THIS IS PURE TRUCK

1 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,540 Owh man guys, that didn't work

1 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,760 I know Junior. Because we didn't have cookies

1 00:04:22,759 --> 00:04:24,839 Well Cody, We don't have money to buy cookies

1 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,919 Okay, well why don't we just sell my milkshakes

1 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,939 Milkshakes? Cody we don't have money for cookies

1 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,620 How i'm gonna have money for milkshakes

1 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,879 I have two lush lushes milkshakes right here

1 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:34,540 Where?

1 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,780

  • sigh* Forget it Junior

1 00:04:35,779 --> 00:04:38,039

  • another sigh* Guys i know an easy way to make money but

1 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,400 It's gonna be kinda hard

1 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:42,039 How? We can steal money from Chef Pee Pee's wallet

1 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,040 B-but Junior that's BAD. Stealing?

1 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,040 W-well guys, i know he has money in his wallet

1 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,100 So, you know, w-what if we borrow it? you know?

1 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,500 W-we put the money back later i-in a few years

1 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,500 Oh okay. BORROWING YEAH yeah let's do that

1 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,500 Okay yeah let's borrow money from Chef Pee Pee's wallet

1 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,519 He won't mind. It's only borrowing, you know

1 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,560

  • whistle*

1 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,560 Okay guys, you see Chef Pee Pee's wallet? it's right there

1 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,759 Yeah go grab it

1 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,659 I can't just go grab it, what if Chef Pee Pee catches me

1 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,460 He's not gonna catch you, he's cooking.

1 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:07,099 I think you should go distract him.

1 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,939 Wha- Distract him? Why? He's already distracted. He's cooking!

1 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:11,840 I think you should go juggle in front of him

1 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,839 J-Juggle? Junior, I don't even know how to juggle.

1 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,619 And that would be pointless, he's already distracted. Look at him.

1 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,379 But what if he turns aroun-? Cody just go juggle in front of him

1 00:05:19,379 --> 00:05:21,879 Junior, in the time we have spent arguing, we could've just grabbed it.

1 00:05:21,879 --> 00:05:23,199 He hasn't even turned around yet.

1 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,199 Cody, just go juggle in front of him

1 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:25,819

  • sigh* fine

1 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,920 Mm-mm-mm! Almost done!

1 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,800 Hey Chef Pee Pee! You wanna see me juggle?

1 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,400

  • sigh* No Cody, I don't want to see you juggle! I'm cooking!

1 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,579 B-But look at me Chef Pee Pee! I'm juggling!

1 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:38,759

  • Cody Doing Circus Music*

1 00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:40,899 Cody, I'm cooking! Why did you throw at my food?

1 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,359

  • grunts* Okay I got it!

1 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,139 Cody we got the wallet!

1 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:44,759 Cody: Wha-

1 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,139 Jeffy, why would you say that?

1 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:47,379 WAIT, GIMME MY WALLET!

1 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:48,439 RUN!

1 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:50,079 HURRY HURRY! EMPTY THE WALLET! EMPTY THE WALLET!

1 00:05:50,079 --> 00:05:51,180 Wh-That's it...?

1 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,040 GIMME BACK MY WALLET, YOU THIEVES (Worst Robbery Ever XD).

1 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,680 Chef Pee Pee, this all you had in your wallet?

1 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,459 Yes.

1 00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:56,479 How do you live?

1 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,480 His dad doesn't pay me. (Sad)

1 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,259 Oh, I feel bad for you, Chef Pee Pee.

1 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,379 I mean, I have $20 in my room if you wanted.

1 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:03,139 (WAIT WHAT?!?!?!)

1 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:03,639 What?

1 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:04,480 What?

1 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,780 You have $20 in your room?

1 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:07,680 W-Yeah.

1 00:06:07,939 --> 00:06:10,219 JUNIOR, YOU HAD $20 THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!

1 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,220 WE COULD'VE HAD TACOS!

1 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:14,240 Well, I don't have to spend my own money on the tacos. (What a brat..)

1 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,759 Cody: JUNIOR, WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT TACOS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!

1 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:20,180 Junior: Well, I get $20 allowance every week (?!?!?!?!?!)

1 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,139 Chef Pee Pee: WAIT YOU GET ALLOWANCE?!?! I'M THE ONE WHO COOKS AND CLEANS. WHY DO YOU GET MONEY?

1 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,759 Well, I don't know. My dad just gives it to me every week, you know.

1 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:29,519 W-well Junior, we could use that money to buy tacos right now!

1 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,379 No! Nobody is buying tacos, you guys are gonna eat what I cook!

1 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:33,740

  • beeping*

1 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:34,759 Is that a fire alarm?

1 00:06:34,779 --> 00:06:35,279

  • gasp*

1 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,619 NO! NOT MY FRUIT LOOP SURPRISE!

1 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:40,780 Okay so- okay so if we use a $20 to get tacos

1 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,779 How do we gonna get there? We don't have a license

1 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:44,319 Owh yeah i didn't think about that *sigh*

1 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:45,659 Yeah how do we go to Taco Bell

1 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:48,000 Owh i-i actually do know a guy who might take us.

1 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 O-okay yeah take us to him.

1 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:50,920 Okay yeah

1 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,780 Uhh, excuse me Sir

1 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,819 Hey there, what can i do for ya

1 00:06:54,819 --> 00:06:56,819 Uhh, we need you to take us to Taco Bell because

1 00:06:56,819 --> 00:06:58,439 We're not old enough to drive

1 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:01,019 Taco Bell huh. What did you want to get there

1 00:07:01,019 --> 00:07:03,019 Uhh, we want to buy tacos

1 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:05,019 Oh you don't want tacos from Taco Bell

1 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:06,799 You want the good stuff

1 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,060 Wha- the good stuff?

1 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,160 Yeah i got it right here. BOOM *best sound effect 2018*

1 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,560 Check these bad boys out

1 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,480 Wow look at those tacos Jeffy!

1 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,900 I know. Those look really good. I just want to eat 'em up like

1 00:07:16,899 --> 00:07:18,899 BLRBLRLBRLBLBLBLBLBMBBHEH (I don't know)

1 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:23,060 Yeah that. W-what's the different between these tacos an- and tacos from Taco Bell

1 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,699 Owh these tacos are the BOMB.

1 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:28,759 These tacos are TO DIE FOR

1 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:31,980 These tacos are EXPLODING with flavor

1 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:34,759 These tacos are BOMBS

1 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:36,019 Wait really? they're that good?

1 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:38,719 Yeah, yeah they will blow your tastebutts off

1 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,720 And, most of your face too (100% accurate)

1 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,560 Whow okay, well how much are they?

1 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,319 How much you got?

1 00:07:43,319 --> 00:07:45,319 Uh ugh, i got $20

1 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,319 That'll do, just put it in my mouth ahh *opens mouth*

1 00:07:47,319 --> 00:07:49,319 uhh. Pleasure doing business with you

1 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:52,339 Alright Jeffy we got tacos. YAAAY!

1 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:55,159 YAY! WE GOT TACOS GUYS! Yeah.

1 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,439 Alright, before we start eating them, I think we should give Chef Pee Pee one, because we try to steal his wallet.

1 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,639 Yeah, that's a good idea Junior.

1 00:08:00,639 --> 00:08:01,939 Chef Pee Pee!

1 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:05,439 What now, Junior? My dinner's ruined and I have nothing to eat!

1 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,660 Well Chef Pee Pee, why don't you eat a taco (FOR ONCE, JUNIOR IS NICE TO CHEF PP!!)?

1 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,760 A-A taco? Give it here. Might as well.

1 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,719 Alright Jeffy, how many do you want?

1 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,840 Uh, I think two. One for me and one for my daddy.

1 00:08:16,839 --> 00:08:18,299 Alright Cody, how many do you want?

1 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,819 Uh, well I don't know Junior. We have all these tacos left.

1 00:08:20,819 --> 00:08:22,839 Yeah, the whole box of them. What we should do with them?

1 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:23,759 Um, eat them?

1 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:25,180 Well, I got a better idea!

1 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:27,439 How about we have A TACO FIGHT!

1 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:27,939

  • throws taco*

1 00:08:27,939 --> 00:08:28,459

  • explosion*

1 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:30,899 JESUS CHRIST, JUNIOR! THAT TACO JUST EXPLODED!

1 00:08:30,899 --> 00:08:32,399 UH, WHY IT DO THAT CODY?!

1 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:33,199 I don't know-

1 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,520 Wait Junior! Look at this!

1 00:08:34,519 --> 00:08:36,519 The box says Taco Bomb! *That's what the problem is*

1 00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:37,019

  • OH NO, THIS IS BAD...*

1 00:08:37,019 --> 00:08:40,500 Wait, Cody remember what we're buying tacos from the dolphin?

1 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:44,059 He said: These tacos are, THE BOMB!

1 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:47,479 Yeah. And these tacos are, TO DIE FOR.

1 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:51,159 He said- He said these tacos are... BOMBS!

1 00:08:51,159 --> 00:08:53,500

  • gasp* OH MY GOD, JUNIOR! THESE TACOS ARE BOMBS!

1 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,519 THESE TACOS ARE BOMBS?!?!?!

1 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:55,559 OH MY GOD!

1 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,039 WH-WH-WHY ARE THEY BE BOMBS!?

1 00:08:57,039 --> 00:08:59,039 OH MY GOD JUNIOR! JEFFY!

1 00:08:59,039 --> 00:08:59,980 CHEF PEE PEE!

1 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,320

  • BOTH SCREAMING LIKE IN HOME ALONE

(Not the SML one, the original one)*

1 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,420 Mm-mm-mm! Mr. Taco get in my mouth!

1 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,740 CHEF PEE PEE!

1 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:09,360

  • slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,860 OOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:13,959 OOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:16,279 OOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,399 OOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:20,479 OOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,399 EHHHHHHHH...

1 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,319 FALLLLLCOOOOONNNNNNN PUNCH!!!

1 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:25,820

  • explosion (Junior is the hero next doooor!!)*

1 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:27,600 JUNIOR! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!

1 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,680 WE'RE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!

1 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,799 NO CHEF PEE PEE! THE TACOS WERE BOMBS!

1 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:32,740 WE DIDN'T KNOW THEY WE'RE BOMBS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

1 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,440 BOMBS!?

1 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,640 Hey daddy! Guess the truck what?

1 00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:36,139 What?

1 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,740 I got tacos! See them?

1 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,139

  • grunts*

1 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:40,759 Jeffy, where'd you get these tacos at?

1 00:09:40,759 --> 00:09:41,819 I found them!

1 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:43,720 Jeffy, you did not find them! Tell me what you got it from!

1 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,720 I got it from my butthole, daddy! How about that? *gross and... OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!*

1 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,680

  • sighs* Jeffy just don't eat them on the couch!

1 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:48,819 JEFFY!

1 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,780

  • in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

1 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:52,819 What do you want, Cody?

1 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,180

  • stuttering*

1 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,120 Those tacos... THEY'RE BOMBS!

1 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:56,960 WHAT?!

1 00:09:57,399 --> 00:09:59,699

  • Breaking News*

1 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,759 Okay, uh breaking news.

1 00:10:01,759 --> 00:10:07,860 We have a very serious situation here, they are tacos going around that are actually bombs.

1 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:15,500 They are bombs disguised as tacos. Uh, it was really big mistake. But in the military, it was a military experiment gone wrong.

1 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:23,080 And those bomb tacos are mixed in the public tacos. So uh do not buy any tacos from strangers because they likely explode.

1 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:28,700 Uh we reached out to the military for a statement but they said they don't want to taco 'bout it.

1 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,820

  • Laughing*

1 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,820

  • gasp* SO THOSE TACOS ARE BOMBS?!

1 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,440 YEAH!

1 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,460 WELL THAT SUCKS! I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE!

1 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,040

  • explosion*